Daily Dump

-- Steelers rip Ravens; only half a game was needed.

-- Tank’s back for Dallas; hide the guns.

-- Colts didn’t cheat with noise; they should’ve.

-- Caps, Devils, Ducks give up 5, score 0; in Hawaii?

-- Maddux gets $10 mil one-year deal; 41 must be the new 21.


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Kenny Lofton & Jeffrey Osborne - OBP, LTD.

A SportsCellar Moment...

OT & Out

San Jose Sharks head coach Ron Wilson looks on from the bench with Thomas Plihal (39) and Jeremy Roenick (27) after the Dallas Stars beat them 2-1 in the 4th overtime of Game 6 of the Western Conference semifinal playoff hockey series in Dallas, early Monday, May 5, 2008.
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Home Field Disadvantage
(Lowest Attendance of Last Week)

10,792 - MLB, April 30, Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Florida (Dolphin Stadium), capacity approx. 48,000; Floridians actually were justified missing this catastrophe, with the Marlins receiving a 13-1 smack-down at the hands of the Dodgers.


Weakly Tank
(Worst Performance of Last Week)

Chicago White Sox - Key Stat(s): 0-5; The tanking Southsiders lost every game they finished last week, with the only game they didn’t lose being the won that hasn’t ended yet.

Why are they not in the "Where are they now?" file?

Morten Andersen - The Vick-less and hapless Atlanta Falcons re-signed the NFL’s 47-year old career scoring leader to try and at least turn around their kicking game. It remains to be seen though if a leg that is on the doorstep of 50 years old can help one of the worst teams in the league win games. But throwing a bone to ol’ Mort is probably one way of harkening back to happier times in Atlanta, when they were making the playoffs and keeping dogs only as pets.

I Said That???

"You lose, you’ve got to come to work."

Indianapolis Colts linebacker Gary Brackett, on the team’s rare Monday practice after blowing the game against the New England Patriots, seemingly unaware that most of the rest of the working world has to go to work win or lose.
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